Listen up, Toyota!

Or whatever car company it is that brags about “less trips to the gas station.”
Unless I have really messed up some rules somewhere, that should be “fewer trips to the gas station.”
I’m annoyed.
So soon I will have new views outside of my back window.  Which is good, cause the view we have now sucks.  I [...]

IKEA sells vaginas.

The big news here in Charlotte lately is that, after years of negotiations and promises and politicians and whatever other delays were taking place, IKEA finally opened it’s big blue and yellow doors here.
Opening day was apparently crazy, with lines going around the building and people taking off from work.
I am not crazy.
Hush.  I’ve never [...]

I cleaned the kitchen floor.

If you know me, you may not believe that.
But I did. Go check out what I used to clean, so easy that it inspired my 7 year old to help clean the kitchen.

Gimme Three Steps…..

A little over a week ago, my mom sent me a link.  It seems that Lynyrd Skynyrd fans had suffered another blow.  Keyboardist Billy Powell had died.
I was sad.  I listened to a few songs.  I lamented the loss of such talent, and reflected on the loss of the original band members in that long-ago [...]

When I grow up….

I want to be a cowgirl.
I want to be a lawyer, an Indian chief, a ballerina, a veterinarian.
When I grow up, I want to be a grammarian.
I suppose it may be too late, and honestly?  Yeah, I know that I have my shortcomings in that area as well.
But see, I have these boards and I [...]