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October 08th, 2011 | Author:

Dear World,

People and things have annoyed me today.  I need for you to know about these things.

To whatever creating-force made my bladder the size of a pea.  If it weren’t for that?  I’d have slept right through 9AM this morning.  That was a half hour of sleep that I can never get back.

I’m still annoyed by the new Facebook layout.  I can’t stand the ticker.

Steve Jobs.

And this really gets into the daily grind thing, all you Honda Accord owners?  Take a freakin’ pill.  Since THREE of you decided, TODAY, to cut me off and then slam on your brakes like there is some grand Honda Accord Owner conspiracy against me in particular or white BMW’s in general, I’m just going to need for you to stay off of the road.

Fuck cancer.

Green bean chips.  Not really annoyed by them, other than the fact that they’re like crack.

I had high hopes for Whitney.  It’s not living up to them.

Happy Notes:
The Kidlet
Trips to Earth Fare that end with free bacon
Even the dogs have made me smile today
Taye Diggs butt shots on Private Practice

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